The Curious Case Of Lachlan Coffey: A Very Cool Church

I am going to blow your mind. Stop what you are doing and google “very cool church”. What’s the second site that Google pulls up?

Was your mind blown? Kat French, another Sojourner, showed me this and I couldn’t believe that Sojourn is listed as one of the most “very cool” churches in the world. Now, if you just google “cool church”, we are like 37th, but “very cool” bumps us way up because there’s not many of those in this world. Very is used very sparingly.

What’s even more amazing is that we aren’t the first listed. No, the pentacle of all cool churches is actually a website called “The Cool Church,” which I am thankful that we are runners up to that because may God forbid us from having our url anything close to that.

But no one loves being second (unless you are a minute…that’s a time joke), so let me make you smile. Google “really cool church”. Voila! Feel good about yourself because not only is Sojourn second place on the list of very cool churches, but we have seized first place as the most really cool church out there. We are really cool and kinda very cool.

Now the mystery becomes what makes us really cool? I personally think it’s Bobby Gilles. It all rest on him.

And if anyone is wondering, I already googled “really cool Lachlan Coffey”. I topped the list…surprisingly.